Suk-Leng Wang has been lured onto the yacht of an Australian tenor who can’t stop holding victory signs.
Though he has had no luck making Tinder matches with girls who don’t hold up victory signs, lonely high school math teacher Suk-Leng Wang 王色龍, 26, has attracted the attention of affluent yacht owners who hold up victory signs for no good reason.
“This is so frustrating,” Wang laments. “No matter where I go, I am beleaguered by individuals who arbitrarily brandish victory signs. Here in Sydney, I was lured onto the yacht of a world-renowned tenor who likes to make victory signs in the Sydney Opera House. He does have Don Perignon, though.”
Wang has updated his Tinder profile picture and changed his self-description to one that more aptly captures his unexampled genius. It states:
Cyberneticists agree that compact algorithms are an interesting new topic in the field of e-voting technology, and cyberneticists concur. Similarly, this is a direct result of the deployment of XML. Nevertheless, a private grand challenge in electrical engineering is the emulation of Bayesian modalities. Therefore, modular archetypes and Moore’s Law are based entirely on the assumption that forward-error correction and redundancy are not in conflict with the simulation of extreme programming.
So far, Wang’s profile has not made much of a difference to his dating life.
“I get a lot of hot girls. But I want a real woman. Right now, I’m still getting a lot of victory sign girls and people making duck faces under the Eiffel Tower,” said Wang, adding, “What decadent times we live in.”
This article is a continuation of Sexy Math Man Tired of Girls who Hold Victory Signs.
Most of the girls in this photo are holding victory signs.
Suk-Leng Wang’s new Tinder profile picture
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