Help – a bilingual short story

I go to uptowner store to buy a french fry and i say give me a french fry i want french fry how much?’ the yellow hair man say ‘five bucks’ i give him money he say something to his friend i dont know what he say but he come here and he say something like ‘here’s your fucking french fry, chink’ i say ‘thank you but why you say fuck to me?’ then he say something to his friends again and he come to me and he hit me.

Then i say ‘stop! Stop! I call police’ but he say something like ‘Dude, get the rope’ they come to here and they tie me my legs and take my pants i have no pants i lie there then they take broomstick put it in my asshole. I say ‘help! Help!’ they hurting me but no one come save me. They laugh me and laugh and laugh hahaha they say ‘Come over here and look at this stupid fucking chink. Hey, open your fucking eyes! Orchestra’s on the other side of campus!’ that’s all i remember then they take out scissors and cut my hair and skin and nose.

I say stop stop stop stop stop cant you see i cant speak english good i just working in grocery store to helping my friend. They laugh me and say ‘speak english or go home, you hear me? You let me hear any more of your ching chang chong shit and I’ll fucking kill you and your entire fucking family and make sure I fuck your bitch wife before I cut your little dick off, you hear me? And she’s gonna moan like the fucking whore she is and i say stop stop why you doing this to me i just try to make money and survive.

I wake up i am in hospital. Doctor say to me get some rest i dont know what is rest i just know i want back home i am tired but he leave me alone for long time the nurse come give me water i drink water she say something to other man nurse and they laugh. I dont know what so funny.

i go home i say ‘honey where are you’ my wife missing. I tell a police my wife missing and he say something i don’t understand he say ‘anybody know chinese here?’ something like that i don’t know what he say but he just sit there and do nothing you know and so i go back home and call my friend Chang his english bad badder then my english. He say Chinese ‘we go kill these fuckers we kill them then we kill their family’ i say lets go.

we get gun 9mm and shotgun we get in car drive back to store. White guy still standing same place smoking. I get out car say ‘hey you fucker fuck you i kill you’ he drop smoke run away then come back with other white guys. They shoot.

Now i in the big trouble i don’t know doing what now two polices here they take me away and say i do ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON i don’t know what to do please help

I give you money all money i have i have not much but in bank have some money need lawyer.

No lawyer i need BAIL BOND 1,000,000USD get out find my wife

Her name CHEN MEI-LING she short thin black hair black eye very beautiful i love her so much she wear red clothes some blue and white she i dont see her five days help she no speak english

Go to CHEN WEI-LUN he teach STANFORD UNIVERSITY know english very good he tell you who i am please trust me i dont know you you dont know me if no help me i die

Our address 

634 BIBBITS DR. PALO ALTO, 

CA 32503

Tel

(615) 492-2387

We drive green Honda Civic number is

FD0234

Please please please help i write chinese if you read you go to a good police i need go soon people coming here is chinese

我叫陳楚,我五年前與我老婆搬來美國尋找更好的生活。幾天前我去上城買薯條,但慘遭白人店員的歧視。他身高目測180公分,塊頭很大,藍眼睛,穿著上城餐廳的制服。他跟其他外國人店員把我拖進小黑房,脫掉我的褲子,拿掃把捅我私密處,威脅我與我的老婆,然後拿刀開始割我的皮膚。當我在醫院醒來時,我聽了醫生胡言亂語,喝了口水,接著跑回了家。回到家第一件事是我開始瘋狂地尋找著我的老婆,我嘗試聯絡她但都沒用,她失蹤了。我想一定是那些白人幹得好事。我上了趟警察局尋求他們的幫助,警察與我因為沒有語言上的共識,我根本沒得到任何實質的幫助。我尋求了我朋友張哥的幫助,我們拿著九釐米手槍和散彈槍去尋仇了。我好想我老婆。當我找到那位白人店員,我拿著槍威脅他,他跑了然後找了一群朋友回來。槍戰就這樣發生了。警察馬上就到了現場,把我們逮捕。我嘗試跟他尋求幫助找尋我的老婆,他不是很想理會我,我跟他講我可以把全部的錢給他,只要它幫助我找尋我的老婆。我跟他細說了我老婆的特徵,我盡力了,他還是不想理我。我老婆叫陳美玲,她有著差不多到肩膀長的黑直髮,喜歡使用紫色的眼影,身高162公分,體重43,體型偏瘦,她的鼻子上有顆痣,嘴唇扁但長,有著東方人的鳳眼,臉很修長,脖子細長,她今天穿著著紅色的



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