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Dear loyal reader,

As you no doubt already know, our investigative journalism is second to none. We have exposed political scandals, fought corruption, and set the standard in modern journalism. We are even better than Breitbart News.

If you didn’t know that, we welcome you to check out our homepage and read any of the Potentially Pulitzer Prize Winning articles written by our indefatigable team of thick-skinned muckrakers.

Because we trust that every citizen eligible to vote in any democracy ought to be eligible to spell, we welcome you to contribute to The Bald Beagle community by taking on any of the following roles:

(1) Writing or editing

(2) Artist, animator, or cartoonist

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Ronald Dump, Editor in Chief

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