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A Little Bit of Fertilizer is Good: A Qualified Defense of Bullshit
“But bullshit is funny sometimes!” my philosophy professor once said. “No, it’s not,” I retorted. I’ve written a lot about how morally reprehensible bullshit is, but over the years, I’ve come to think that my professor is right; bullshit is… Read More ›
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On Bullshit Assignments
In his philosophical work “On Bullshit,” Harry Frankfurt famously defined the term “bullshit” as, roughly, an indifference to the truth. He also elaborated on an important difference between lying and bullshitting. Liars attempt to deceive you by representing as false… Read More ›
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Help – a bilingual short story
I go to uptowner store to buy a french fry and i say give me a french fry i want french fry how much?’ the yellow hair man say ‘five bucks’ i give him money he say something to his… Read More ›
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Years Later, Ronald Dump is Back
THE BLOGOSPHERE—After two years of severe depression and five Xanaxes consumed at 3:30 in the morning, Ronald Dump is back. “This is my calling,” announced Dump. “I write. Period!” Dump explains that he found his calling thanks not only to… Read More ›
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Is this bullshit? Yeah. No? Yeah. No? Who gives a shit. You do? Nah…Well, maybe?
I ran into Mark Manson’s The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck and its summary, Summary of the Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck recently. I’m not done with The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck yet,… Read More ›
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Bullshit argument: swearing is a sign of an impoverished vocabulary
After I wrote my previous post about bullshit on my Facebook wall, 37 people reacted to my post. At one point, someone expressed his displeasure for the amount of swearing I do. That would’ve been fine had the person not… Read More ›
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Stop the bullshit, please!
Ten years ago, I read Harry Frankfurt’s famous essay “On Bullshit” in an introductory logic course taught by a wonderful professor whom I shall not name for fear of kissing ass. Because of that course, I began studying the topic of bullshit. I wrote an honors thesis on bullshit, and though I ended up writing the second half of the thesis drunk, I still kicked ass and graduated.
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Thousands of assholes enjoy picnic while holding their noses amid pandemic
TAICHUNG–While millions of less fortunate Americans are cooped up in their homes, thousands of Taiwanese assholes are currently having the time of their life, drinking Corona in a popular park in downtown Taichung, Taiwan. Yet despite flouting half the Coronavirus… Read More ›
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Asian motorcycle gang arrested for speeding and other less serious crimes
TAICHUNG–Four members of the infamous Taiwanese motorcycle gang Hell’s Angles have been arrested on charges of speeding and other less serious misdemeanors such as drug trafficking, prostitution, and extortion. The Angles, also known as the 90-Degree Hot Rods, started out… Read More ›
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Nemo sent to detention for calling schoolmate a “punk-ass fish”
THE OCEAN–Saying that he has had enough of “this bullshark,” class clownfish Nemo was sent to detention for swearing at his schoolmates, calling a longtime friend a “punk-ass fish” and telling cephalopods who camouflage themselves to “stop squirting ink and… Read More ›
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