Ingredients 4 cups all-purpose flour, divided 2 tablespoons garlic salt 1 tablespoon paprika 3 teaspoons pepper, divided 2-1/2 teaspoons poultry seasoning 2 large eggs 1-1/2 cups water 1 teaspoon salt 2 broiler/fryer chickens (3-1/2 to 4 pounds each), cut up… Read More ›
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IKEA offers high-quality, unassembled pork chops
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Chatty woman can’t stop talking about how boyfriend complains about how she talks too much
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Politicians applaud fillet-busters used in Chef Ramsay’s kitchen
At a bipartisan dinner at the Hell’s Kitchen restaurant, U.S. Senators applauded Chef Ramsay’s decision to continue the use of fillet-busters. Fillet-bustering is a culinary procedure whereby debate over a proposed piece of boneless meat or fish is extended, obstructing… Read More ›
Eggcorns did not pass mustard for all intensive purposes
SANDY EGGO—On Thursday, a plate of delicious eggcorns on my violet silverware failed to pass mustard with Chef Ramsay, who called my dish a “jar-dropping failure for all intensive purposes.” “The steaks are high now,” I thought. I was a… Read More ›