FREETOWN, MA–Somehow managing to simultaneously snorkel and snort cocaine, Sarah Sandoval, 23, announced that she is “finally happy and free” after her boyfriend, Richard Weiner, 26, broke up with her. “I want you to be happy and free,” he told… Read More ›
REDDITSPEHERE–After her owner posted a photo of her on Reddit, Brownie the Dog garnered more than 1.2 million upvotes and received a massive dopamine hit on which she overdosed. “Woof!” she reportedly explained, moments before she OD-ed. Brownie was sent… Read More ›
DURBAN—A clinically depressed woman who tried to commit suicide by smoking an ounce of marijuana lost her Bic lighter and died “staaaaarving, dude.” The husband returned from work to find his wife, Marjorie Queen, 56, sprawled lifelessly on the living room… Read More ›
MELBOURNE—A koala suffering from heat stroke fell off a eucalyptus tree and climbed into a zoological laboratory in which he later discovered and ingested Lysergic acid diethylamide, or LSD. Upon ingesting LSD, the koala, named Albert, exited the laboratory and… Read More ›
The Bald Beagle 