After her low-life husband left her for another woman, local housewife Kirsten Dunce took proactive measures to find a man who is rich, confident, and just psychopathic enough to take good care of her. Approximately 1 percent of the general… Read More ›
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Single cactus at Home Depot longs for love and better living conditions
ALBUQUERQUE—A cactus at Home Depot is fed up with his living condition, and is reaching out to the plant kingdom in the hopes of finding a better home and a succulent lover. Billy, an Opuntia microdasys, has been sitting alone in… Read More ›