Seoul — A new study published by Seoul National University indicates that Korean senior citizens are “very satisfied” with the marijuana they have been using. “This weed is A plus,” opined Park Hyun-In, 62, who has been smoking at least one… Read More ›
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Stoned jazz student thinks exasperated teacher digs his music
BALTIMORE—After smoking a large but indeterminate amount of marijuana, a jazz student mistook his teacher’s silence for a sign of musical approval. “The dude just sort of looked at me, you know?” said Dustin Beaver, a freshman at the Peabody… Read More ›
Ohio Residents Celebrate President Trump’s Legalization of Marijuana
by Doobie Man, Jr. “He made America great again!” said Billie Nelson, as he paused between tokes on his fashionable, hand rolled marijuana cigarette, complete with “hipster tip” as filter. “I’ve been smoking marijuana for years. But I’ve never witnessed… Read More ›
Suicidal woman who smokes weed loses lighter, was ‘staaaaarving, dude’
DURBAN—A clinically depressed woman who tried to commit suicide by smoking an ounce of marijuana lost her Bic lighter and died “staaaaarving, dude.” The husband returned from work to find his wife, Marjorie Queen, 56, sprawled lifelessly on the living room… Read More ›