By Suom Fuikingdood “That’s it. I’ve peeled off over two million pieces of tape. I refuse to peel off one more f****ng piece!” Last words of Chad Nelson, a custodian who was recently fired from OSU for refusing to peel… Read More ›
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Graduate student aspires to clean microwave oven for asshole colleagues
COLUMBUS—An ambitious PhD student at Ohio State was intent on cleaning the microwave oven in the graduate office, where 30 highly educated assholes reside. 24-year-old Rita Lin graduated from the prestigious Chinese University of Hong Kong with a degree in… Read More ›
Fourth graders stun scholars with incisive Rothko analyses
COLUMBUS, OH—A group of home-schooled fourth graders have established a new interdisciplinary peer-reviewed journal entitled Midwest Journal of the Metaphysics of Art, stunning professors and graduate students from disciplines ranging from the arts to biomedical engineering. “The problem with postmodern art is that… Read More ›
