In its first attempt to serve rabbit meat, United Airlines botched the meal by cremating the poor critter. What could have been gourmet food was burnt to a crisp and virtually cremated. Following recent PR disasters involving the forcible removal… Read More ›
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Kenny G assaults Delta passengers with nonconsensual sax
Los Angeles—Trapped in an airplane flying at 39,000 ft, Delta passengers failed to escape the unsolicited advances of Kenny Gorelick, more commonly known by his sobriquet Kenny G. The frizzy-haired multimillionaire took advantage of a turbulent flight in which passengers were… Read More ›
Donald McDonald promises to ‘make America fat again’, invades fatter foreign nations while no one knows what is going on anymore
WASHINGTON—President Clown Donald McDonald, who last year promised to make “America fat again,” sent troops to seize food from foreign countries that the United States deems to be a threat to its status as one of the most obese nations… Read More ›